...And wasn't worried I'd be the only member...
1. People who avoid e-wars but read them for entertainment.
Seriously, nothing good ever comes of them. It always ends up a posting match and everybody loses. I refuse to engage in them. Yet, they can be damn amusing to read sometimes.
2. I drink energy drinks and wonder if they're this generation's cigarettes.
Only time will tell...Ulcers? Eventual heart disease? Though, I'm certainly no doctor.
3. Italian-Americans who are tired of Italian-Americans with an obsessive and obnoxious nationalistic pride, you make the rest of us look bad.
Seriously. Healthy pride is one thing but if you base your entire personality and identity on the mass of soil ancestors you never even met came over from, get a hobby for hell's sake.
4. Children are usually afraid of me and I don't know why.
Maybe they have some kind of animal-like instinct and can tell that I don't care for them, or maybe they heard that joke I used to do about how living near the Boys and Girls club made me wish abortion was included in every basic health care plan.
5. I like girls that tell me when they need to fart.
It's natural, it's bold, it's honest, which in turn makes it sexy. Just don't drop trow and take a shit on the floor, that'd be too far.
6. If you think Charles Bukowski was sexist you need to look up the word 'misanthrope' in the dictionary and get over yourself.
You're too shallow to be that anally PC.
7. I write blogs that I probably won't think are funny or clever in the morning whenever I can't sleep at night.