Monday, July 7, 2008

Gold and Showers

Recently, Honk Kong entrepreneur Lam Sai-wing has begun the decomposition of his "Swisshorn" gold palace, which has contained, at its peak, six tons of gold. He did this due to economic uncertainty, along with the value of gold. Which part of the house did he refuse to melt down? You guessed it, the toilet. "No matter how much this economy is in the shitter, you're not getting my shitter!" Lam quipped.

It just goes to show there are some things money can't buy, however one thing money can buy is a gold toilet, and really, would a gold toilet be all that comfortable?

Faux News has been referring to themselves as America's election headquarters, which makes sense since they've proven in the past they have the ability to pick who wins.

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki has raised the prospect of setting a timetable for the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq...Apparently Cowboy diplomacy involves wearing out your (un)welcome...big time.

New Zealand rugby fans watching a regular sports program got a 4 minute dose of hardcore pornography instead on Sunday afternoon. The pornography was intended for a Pay Per View Channel, but somehow found it's way onto the Rugby Channel.

According to the BBC "some fans were shocked by the unexpected pornography."

The others were pleasantly surprised.

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